EPISODE 2 ATTACK OF THE LARGER TEXT
WAR! THE PEOPLE OF WIKIA HAVE BEEN STRICKEN WITH BLINDNESS AND CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECES THAT WERE CREATED IN THE PAST. WITH EVERYBODY UNABLE TO SEE, WIKIA OFFERED THE GREATEST SOLUTION TO FIX THE PROBLEM. THEY WOULD COMPRESS THE TEXT, MAKE IT LARGER, AND MAKE THE BACKGROUNDS SMALLER. ALL THIS WOULD ALLOW THE HUMAN RACE TO SEE THE WIKIA AND READ WHAT HAD HAPPENED IN THE BEFORE TIMES.
A AMAZING SUPER WEAPON OF MASS ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION HAS BEEN UNLEASHED ON A CITY FILLED WITH TEDDY BEARS IN A FASHION THAT WOULD HAVE PETA UP IN ARMS IF THEY WERE AWARE OF THE ISSUE. THIS WEAPON IS THE WORKINGS OF DEATHSTALKER, WHO CREATED THIS WEAPON IN HIS HIATUS AS A WAY TO END ALL BOREDOM. THE SCREAMS OF TE…Read more >
In case you guys haven't been paying attention, John Romero has just released Quake 5! Though it sounds like there are quite a few issues, such as rabbits being cannibals, we still have QUAKE 5!!!!! I will be back soon, gotta create some hills and gain some experience. Hope to see you soon, we gotta return the magic to the land!Read more >
Hey everybody! I just got back from Duke Nukem 3d, which is now considered by me to be the best game of all time! Not only is it an amazing game, but it has made me realize just how terrible Quake is.
Reason 1: Duke Nukem has strippers. Face it, when you first started Quake you were expecting topless dancers only to be disappointed by fat guys holding chainsaws. I call this a win for Duke3d!
Reason 2: A use key! I know how super annoying it is in Quake to constantly hit buttons as I walk past them that I didn't mean to hit. Having a use key is just what I needed! Another win!
Reason 3: That use key is needed for pressing tiny buttons arbitrarily hidden in the level, sometimes less obvious than all the secrets in the levels! Who needs directio…Read more >
Greetings unworthy insects and muttering mongrel riff-raff! That's exactly how people like to be referred to, isn't it? Man, I need to get out more! Well, while I am away, somebody else has got to be put in charge of the Wikia.
Therefore, I leave this Wikia in the very capable hands of someone who I know I can trust. Someone who has been extremely active. Someone who I know will remain active for years. Someone that paid me $20,000 just to take a vacation and get off the Wikia. You might know him as one of a species found heavily in Armagon. He is tricky, he will steal your weapons, and he is evil.
Give up your hands and bow down in worship for your new overlord!
Anyway, now I gotta be off. Disneyland is going to be having a 24 hour Snow Whit…
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2015 has been quite the active year! Not even a month has passed and already we have a great new feature we would love to share with you today. Sound files, all uploaded in the .ogg format, have been included on the Wikia.
Every sound of Quake has been uploaded, as well as Dissolution of Eternity and Scourge of Armagon, by our dedicated member Le Rottweiler. These sounds are collectively placed in the Quake Sound Files category, with subfolders for both Scourge of Armagon and Dissolution of Eternity. Furthermore, some of the sound files have been placed on pages such as Movable Wall or Shambler. Not only can you see Quake related content and watch videos, you can hear an isolated incident of every sound in the game!Read more >